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OOHHH im gonna moan now!!!!
I just went down to my local shop to buy vodka for this evenings shannigans to come....and some lil old lady said to me...
''ooohh dear! you are soooooo pretty my dear why do you feel the need to have that horrible metal in your face?''



well i was polite and just smiled but had a vision....


''Look you old bag......coz its my face, i like it and ill do what the hell i like with it...NUFF SAID!!!!