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oh fuck someones just told me I have to update my journal else they send the ninja dwarves round in the middle of the night.

There should be a law which say that people who like strawberry flavoured toothpaste dont have to post journal entries and can live lives like ancient hermits. Only coming out to foretell the end of the world or go clubbing...
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steaky:
on the bright side, now that easter has passed, it'll soon be christmas tongue
andy_hallam:
Oh, don't worry about the ninja dwarves they just tickle your feet with pipe cleaners.
its the samurai pixies you gotta watch out for wink