Awkward and hilarious story time!
SO! I came home this afternoon, and noticed that the back door of our house was left open a crack (which my one housemate tends to do after he's taken his puppy out.) So I decided that I would close it and go yell at him, so I walked up to the door and though, 'If he's out there right now and I lock him out he'll be mad." So I decided to check. I opened to door to see my other housemate, and his new lady friend whom I had not met yet making out on the back porch. She was straddling him and had to stumble off him when I opened the door. It wouldn't have been so bad had her pants not been around her ass and his hand up her shirt. Needless to say, I finally met my housemates new girlfriend.
SO! I came home this afternoon, and noticed that the back door of our house was left open a crack (which my one housemate tends to do after he's taken his puppy out.) So I decided that I would close it and go yell at him, so I walked up to the door and though, 'If he's out there right now and I lock him out he'll be mad." So I decided to check. I opened to door to see my other housemate, and his new lady friend whom I had not met yet making out on the back porch. She was straddling him and had to stumble off him when I opened the door. It wouldn't have been so bad had her pants not been around her ass and his hand up her shirt. Needless to say, I finally met my housemates new girlfriend.
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finella:
hah, nice first meeting!
little_bird:
that's a story to tell the grandkids, that's for sure.