there's something about late night television that makes me feel fat AND ugly. and when i get tired of feeling like i need to be anorexic with fake tits, i kin watch the infomercial for miracle grow....yippeee!!!
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joscelyne:
i've told you 181,548,943,789,453,748 bajillion times -- if you're fat and ugly, i'm a dangerously obese shit ran over twice.
stare:
oh yeah and i forgot about the infomercial where they convince people that they need glow in the dark teeth. 