i think my cat's favorite food is Doritos. whenever he sees chips he gets as close to my face as he can and then he bats at the chips with his paw. what a bastard!!! he steals my pillows and leaves his fur all over and NOW he wants my chips?!?!?! oh HELL NO!!!! 
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joscelyne:
Haha, you should join the Kitties group. Isn't he really too old to be batting at your face though?
stare:
yeah hes a geezer all right. hes 16 years old and still has time to house-hop for kitty treats.....greedy bastard.