you know, child birth just seems so messy and gross im kinda glad that when i decide to have a kid i wont be able to see all that stuff over my big belly.
One of my sixth grade teachers had her baby and she asked her doctor if she could bring her afterbirth to class. You know, the whole placenta thingie filled with water and all that. I'm so glad he wouldn't let her.
...but i kin wait...i just hope there's noone there at mah baby-encrusted canal waitin' w/a vid camera