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stampedeofworms

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Saturday Jul 10, 2010

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Saw my first ever episode of The Hills last night. I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.

Slow night at work, paired with a gal who was really into The Hills, we watched I think 5 hours of it. She knew everybody's name and where they (didn't) work. I guess it's been on for years, and she's been watching it for years.

I swear I thought it was supposed to be a comedy, a spoof of some reality show. She got all offended during the first ep when they started playing some nails on a chalkboard emo song and I about fell out of my chair. And those VOICE OVERS! Suddenly gals who barely managed to put "shut up" and "yer lying" together are perfectly articulate while coyly foreshadowing the coming scene. Give me a break.

If another blonde while working in an ultra cool posh office in LA said her job was hard, my shoe was going through the TV. I just wanted to hand them shovels and tell them to dig a ditch in Lousiana, in August.

The cast of The HIills make the Jersey Shore crew look like a Mensa working group.

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