stag

worst. country. ever.
that's right
worse than the USSR, the Weimar Republic, or Thrace
we're surrounded by idiots...ugh
oh well
Jesse Ventura '08!

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i'm sick
and that sucks
but i'm in love
and that's ber-fucking-awesome
(not that the two are related...i don't think)

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now for the obligatory goofy picture of myself

yes, i am roughly nine and a half feet tall, but only mildly retarded