And why am I in such a good mood?
Because Paul Smith, oral advocate (ha ha, but seriously, people, that's what they're called) in the Lawrence v. Texas decision, spoke at my school yesterday. And it was fucking amazing. Man, when he read from Kennedy's majority opinion, about how
"Had those who drew and ratified the Due Process Clauses of the Fifth Amendment or the...
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Because Paul Smith, oral advocate (ha ha, but seriously, people, that's what they're called) in the Lawrence v. Texas decision, spoke at my school yesterday. And it was fucking amazing. Man, when he read from Kennedy's majority opinion, about how
"Had those who drew and ratified the Due Process Clauses of the Fifth Amendment or the...
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Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
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stiles:
But....
what if I don't own a television?
what if I don't own a television?
stiles:
"wolf buddy"?
Do tell....
Do tell....
Crap. I haven't used my Schwinn cruiser in about a year, and I forgot the combination to the lock. It's only a $5 cable lock, so I should be able to cut it with something, right? Right?
Double crap.
Double crap.
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max16characters:
You should play at cat-burgler and get a stethoscope and listen to the lock while turning the dial. It's that simple: I've seen it done in the movies 
sinisterbhvr:
I love my cruiser and I lost my key as well. (good thing it wasnt locked to anything but itself)
You know that saying, "If you live in New Orleans long enough, eventually someone will film part of a pilot for a police drama in your house?"
Apparently, it's true.
Apparently, it's true.
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nocapitalismo:
Cheers!
estrada:
Is this a crime investigation drama or another Law and Order spin off?
Crap. I hate writing about myself in cover letters, statements of interest/intent, and applications to various academic nimrodery, because you have to brag about yourself, but not come off as a pompous ass; demonstrate interest, but not be unctuous.
I think it would be easier if I were allowed to use the third person. And clip art.
More importantly, how do I get the job...
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I think it would be easier if I were allowed to use the third person. And clip art.
More importantly, how do I get the job...
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kingskottie:
the make up? sooooo 1998!
heh.
but damn serge gainsbourg is the most frenchest MF i know!
heh.
but damn serge gainsbourg is the most frenchest MF i know!
theyellowdart:
Sprinkle a little "well-suited" in here, an "uniquely qualified" there, perhaps a "to that end," or even a "favorable review" if circumstances warrant. Oh, and here's one: close it off with a "Kind Regards." An attorney here in the area whom I greatly admire dropped that one on me last week. Her wish is my command.
Finally, never pass on an opportunity to use the word "eager."
Knock 'em dead!!!
Finally, never pass on an opportunity to use the word "eager."
Knock 'em dead!!!
Went to the racetrack this weekend. It wasn't what I expected-- the races were really short. I guess I thought it would be more like NASCAR on horses.
And then I was woken up at two in the morning by someone playing the extended dance remix of "Tiny Dancer" on our piano. Apparently my roommate failed to inform his guests of the "No Elton John"...
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And then I was woken up at two in the morning by someone playing the extended dance remix of "Tiny Dancer" on our piano. Apparently my roommate failed to inform his guests of the "No Elton John"...
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max16characters:
My days of killing cars full of nuns are over. And yes, i realize how lucky i was in all things that night. Needless to say it won't be happening again. People my dad's age tell stories about cops doing that stuff back in the days of yore...i've never heard anything like that in modern times.
impboy:
now you would THINK that the people who run the races would think about, you know, ways to reach towards grouchy old grandpas who hang out at OTB. that guy who directed "sea biscuit" thinks that pre-teen girls would be a perfect market, and that makes sense, you know. back in the '20s and '30s, it competed with baseball and football.
so i just got in here from your post about palestinian suicide bombers and was very, very inspired by how you shaped your thoughts. you are a possessor of a finely tuned wit - hence, my presence upon these shores.
so, are you the queen of marvin gardens?
so i just got in here from your post about palestinian suicide bombers and was very, very inspired by how you shaped your thoughts. you are a possessor of a finely tuned wit - hence, my presence upon these shores.
so, are you the queen of marvin gardens?
Interview with the ACLU. Rawk.
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ferret:
and yea, not biblical though. more like, there is sooo much going on in my life that the very thought of journalizing it puts the fear in me. so... yea.
dizzy:
Just finished reading you comments on the 'Thats my Bush' tread. I'd simply like to say...you rule! 
So this morning on the way to school, my son asks me,
"Mommy? What's 'irony?'"
Explaining slightly abstract concepts to five-year-olds can be challenging, to say the least. So I told him that it's when there's a really big and often funny difference between what you expect is going to happen and what actually does happen. Not the most accurate definition, but we've got time...
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"Mommy? What's 'irony?'"
Explaining slightly abstract concepts to five-year-olds can be challenging, to say the least. So I told him that it's when there's a really big and often funny difference between what you expect is going to happen and what actually does happen. Not the most accurate definition, but we've got time...
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ferret:
kids rock.
So, we had a ton of prospective students visiting one of my classes this morning, and my friend bet me one dollar that I couldn't work the phrase "red-hot prison rape" into class discussion.
Well, I had pretty much kissed my dollar goodbye. But a few minutes later, I was making a point about how most people don't feel free to withhold consent from a...
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Well, I had pretty much kissed my dollar goodbye. But a few minutes later, I was making a point about how most people don't feel free to withhold consent from a...
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Haha...you're so funny. I love when you retort to people's stupid responses on the CE boards. Fucking brilliant. I think you scared Stockula away for good--he's gray now.
You're in law school right? What do you think of it and how hard is it? I'm considering it and i know my abilities and think i could do it--after sizing up a bunch of law students i recently met that is. I know i have to take the LSATs and then apply to law school, but i'm wondering what your impressions on Law School are.
You're in law school right? What do you think of it and how hard is it? I'm considering it and i know my abilities and think i could do it--after sizing up a bunch of law students i recently met that is. I know i have to take the LSATs and then apply to law school, but i'm wondering what your impressions on Law School are.
sempi:
Well done. Way to win your bet.
So, according to TV, there's a domestic goddess void that needs filling... immediately. This may be one situation where I spell "conviction" O-P-P-O-R-T-U-N-I-T-Y.
Best billboard in the city, six years running:
THOU SHALT NOT KILL
And "NOT" is underlined, for extra emphasis. Like people read the billboard and think, "Oh, thou shalt NOT kill... boy, did I have that one turned around. Glad I caught that billboard."
Aanyway, it doesn't seem to be working.
The new word is "horseless," which can be used to refer to anything (slightly)...
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THOU SHALT NOT KILL
And "NOT" is underlined, for extra emphasis. Like people read the billboard and think, "Oh, thou shalt NOT kill... boy, did I have that one turned around. Glad I caught that billboard."
Aanyway, it doesn't seem to be working.
The new word is "horseless," which can be used to refer to anything (slightly)...
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max16characters:
Wow...you sure tore Stockula a new one. I haven't seen a rhetorical ass beating like that for a long time. Good job haha! Some people on here for whatever reason just can't see the forest for the trees.
As for tall skinny sarcastic boys? Wouldn't know...i'm a dude myself. Tall, rather solidly built and quite sarcastic and no one's ever found me particularly cute. Maybe i'm living in the wrong city.
As for tall skinny sarcastic boys? Wouldn't know...i'm a dude myself. Tall, rather solidly built and quite sarcastic and no one's ever found me particularly cute. Maybe i'm living in the wrong city.
sparagmos:
Good luck with the moot. Appreciate your input on the boards.
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sempi:
Oooo, I love your new hobby!
ferret:
ha, great cartoon. dead on, sort of... although i doubt he's read it in full. what degree are you working on?
I'm particularly interested in the legal fraternity's reaction to this decision:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/40336/