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dig a pony

I sure like saying that right now, dig a pony charles, dig a pony maggie, dig a pony horascio

I sure like those names

I sure like tacos

I wonder why you have to pick 5 sg girls as your favorites, feels like an unnecessary competition to me, which is really weak.


"mystery juice" sean lennon


song that came to mind

the...
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kayna:
i'm gonna guess your pony's name

it is


BITE ME

oh yeah... hey, "buddy"!! (i believe you instructed me to throw that in every so often, less you no be my friend)

oink
thelastbeliever:
Hey okay, since you are quite the imaginitive one, i have a small favour to ask of you. I need a new username. Any ideas?
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-intimately constipated
my previously prepared lines punctuated with proper grammer
-today was completely fictionalized

i wish i could spell e nun ciate, is that somewhat right
-2 left one goes for everyone to be happy with the directions we were given and to continue to drive

girls that you like never tell you directly they like you until you have already gone ahead and made...
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thelastbeliever:
pee pee poo poo
-why I am insane on the internet?


Me too. I'm actually very very quiet in person... shocked
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It's funny, no one as ever told me my poetry is a grand maze of masterbatory self diagnosed dime store diagnosed delluisonal dated mistakes
-weird, convoluted, pretty, scary, absurd, unreadable one remedy is to tell me a story instead.

my milk shake gets all the boys in the yard
- ice cold white chocolate with pear

there like, its better then yours.
- gay guys...
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cipher:
I should've done something nice for myself, like go out and get wasted. Alas, this must wait till Wed. Hope you survived the horror with all limbs intact.

Damn right it's better than yours!
thelastbeliever:
I got a bunch of stuff. Just the usual stuff really. We don't really celebrate Vday that much.
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under a blanket of lights I'm dying to speak freely
-fasting verbally, avoiding the disease of communication

wonder why there are so many people eager to take a peak at my presentation before its prepared
-celebrate the process of filtering out trans fatty acid, you know is like making kool aide in your sleep

what was the point to this demonstration
-to see how long...
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kayna:
I believe the heart of gold hostel was in berlin. perhaps i'll prove it when i put up my european tour pictures. soon.

If I were a 15th-level robot in Ms. Pac-Man, do you still believe deep down you could beat me? Perhaps that's why you dream so much.

^-- that should be a ghost, but with their arbitrary selection of emoticons as well as the graphic fuzzy-ambiguity of said emoticons, i trust your interpretations of these events did not fail or betray you.
kayna:
up up down down left right left right B A start inject liquid crystals into your eyeball

puke
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time travel

since it went unappreciated last time I released my incredible discovery to the private and public sector, I give it another go.

immortality awaits those who make things, which you can do by going ahead.


house mate, not sure which, pizzed in the broken toilet, never mind flushing it, just let it sit and stew

good times


had a great veggie sandwhich and...
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neodrunk:
mmmm... vagina. blush



tonguemiao!!
kayna:
well, i dunno. mate. forgive me being 2 days-young to your SG world and not having yet grasped all the complex social eloquencies. besides, i make immediate exceptions to those who like The Pug.

as for the heart of gold? stolen? i have no idea what you're talking about.

Zaphod BeebleBrox would never do such a thing though, he's too.. well.... fuck your trivia.

K
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i spent too much time out in the cold, so sleepy

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thelastbeliever:
You want the goods on my life? Hmm, well, where to begin?? It all started when i was just a thought in my parents head. Then, 22 years later. here i am. Not much has changed in those years. I may have physically changed in a few departments. But thats about it really squire.
velvetknuckles:
If ida said "red or white" would you have pontificated about pink? wink
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river ridge high school dance team
-sweet tape of dance music
they still owe me ten dollars american
-mixed it with my brother in pro tools

I'll let it go because I watched their performance in slow motion to zoomed in to check out their butts and thighs.
-this was 3 years ago
ah man, time travel is a helluva drug
-right there right now,...
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mistidawn:
im so confused eeek
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Hi ho's,
-put myself off to work
yeh you, can I ask you a question....
well, let me do this job thing first
the worste, most foul, aweful sights and stinks
.....can you get in where you fit in?
feel I should read up fix my toilet I read on
wash my hands in the utility sink
take the garbage and bottles out before I...
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mistidawn:
ill be your boss wink
thelastbeliever:
Thats one hell of a job description!! tongue
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We've had plenty of celebrations

so keep the accolaids at bay

I may and have gone to the well to many times

this day in my life I was given

one thing I need

tears, laughter

honesty

YES MOTHER FUCKERS!

I GOTS ME A JOB!


be well

I'll drink and dance with delight

when the time is right

now I must get to bed


POETRY...
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wingnut80:
Congrats on getting a job.
I was drawn over to your profile when I saw a Death (from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey) quote that you left in nebel's journal.

Death wins Indy 500: "I didn't know I could run that fast."
wingnut80:
Thanks for the minus 3 link! Broken Melody and Cave In are both really good. Have a good one!
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sometimes, in certain situations, like climbing out of the sticky womb, into the world smooth, eyes squinted shut, all you can hope is that you end up on your bottom

sometimes, like when your dying on the inside, you have to say and do certain things that dont come out very smooth, getting you into a sticky predicament, close your eyes, this is gonna hurt,...
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thelastbeliever:
Good luck!!
aaardvark:
Actually, my doctor x rayed me, so therebiggrin I love family guy...
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smile day


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thelastbeliever:
Thanks for the link, i'm gonna have so much fun with this smile
alpo:
"Doing something rather than not"---I strongly agree, that's as good a reason as any to make art, and a better reason than some. smile
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I just realized

my right ear was ringing so I picked up

hello?

"25 is not a monumental year"

you buzzed my ear just to say that

"I know you liked barry bonds, you picked it as your softball number, it was the year you were scheduled to get married, be done with school, quit smoking, had been to japan, grown up, knowing yourself, in...
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thelastbeliever:
Taking the piss = makinf fun of someone