Every once in a while I'll actually read my junk mail. And I'm glad I did today, because this is hilarious:
Other news: I'm sick. DayQuil is doing nothing for me. Luckily there isn't much going on for me today at work, but I might get proven wrong.

Other news: I'm sick. DayQuil is doing nothing for me. Luckily there isn't much going on for me today at work, but I might get proven wrong.