9:11:48 PM Me: hahaha i am so not going to get anything accomplished
9:13:01 PM Ember: *shakes head sadly*
9:18:18 PM Me: yeah...
9:18:42 PM Ember: If you don't get your shit done you're not getting your birthday surprise on Saturday.
9:18:48 PM Ember: And I mean that.
9:18:57 PM Me: you mean the party i already know about?
9:19:05 PM Ember: I take it you didn't read my comment on your blog
9:19:17 PM Me: uhh
9:19:50 PM Me: i see.
9:19:55 PM Me: it's butt sex isn't it?
9:20:01 PM Me: yeah well you can keep that one
9:20:30 PM Ember: Pfft, it is so not butt sex
[time passes...]
10:53:05 PM Me: DONE.
10:53:15 PM Me: now i demand hot butt sexxors!
11:01:59 PM Me: or sleep...
11:02:04 PM Me: sleep will come first.
11:02:15 PM Me: THEN PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR PENETRATION!
11:04:14 PM Ember: ...
Ember is displeased. There's a shock. I am so fucking tired.
Happy freakin Birthday!
(Personally, I think i should get bonus points for noticing your DOB sans that obnoxious purple balloon blob).
xoxo♥