For those who don't know, I've been sick for the past few days. Now onto the possibly offensive IM conversation.
Stu: you have AIDS
Me: wow
Me: you're absolutely right
Me: i should have known all along
Stu: yea i know
Me: especially after all of that gay anal sex i was having this weekend
Stu: some dudes never learn
Me: man
Me: it's so obvious now
Me: and i thought all the red water was just lube
ember:
Wow. Just wow.