Welp, I'm back in Indiana. Never thought I'd be so excited to come home. Flight home fucking sucked... got stuck next to some couple with a baby on the first connecting flight. At least it wasn't crying the whole way like the other FOUR babies on the plane. Man, what misery. Also, the mother breast fed the baby on the plane, which kind of weirded me out a bit.... I support the whole breast feeding thing, but can't you like milk it off into a bottle ahead of time or something? Boobs are so much cooler when they aren't being practically applied. =)
Also, I really hate the way that babies smell. You know, that "new baby smell".... a mix of excrement, detergent, and perfumed soap. Horrible.
Anyways, here's some crap to keep people entertained:
1. Who was the most annoying drunk you ran into this new years?
2. If you could sue anyone for "emotional damages", who would you sue?
3. What invention would you like to see erased from human knowledge forever?
Mine:
1. This guy on the train back home got up and started yelling, asking if any young girls would have sex with him because he hadn't been with anyone in 11 years. When nobody responded, he kept yelling and started directing his requeusts to my two girl-friends who I went out with that night.
2. When I was a little kid we were in this catholic day car thinger, and these nuns were really mean to me and my sister. They'd go down in court FO SURE!
3. The automobile might be nice to be without (especially the fucking hummer, but that's another rant altogether). Plastic surgery might be another good candidate.
Also, I really hate the way that babies smell. You know, that "new baby smell".... a mix of excrement, detergent, and perfumed soap. Horrible.
Anyways, here's some crap to keep people entertained:
1. Who was the most annoying drunk you ran into this new years?
2. If you could sue anyone for "emotional damages", who would you sue?
3. What invention would you like to see erased from human knowledge forever?
Mine:
1. This guy on the train back home got up and started yelling, asking if any young girls would have sex with him because he hadn't been with anyone in 11 years. When nobody responded, he kept yelling and started directing his requeusts to my two girl-friends who I went out with that night.
2. When I was a little kid we were in this catholic day car thinger, and these nuns were really mean to me and my sister. They'd go down in court FO SURE!
3. The automobile might be nice to be without (especially the fucking hummer, but that's another rant altogether). Plastic surgery might be another good candidate.
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2. I don't know if I would sue someone for this. I believe in taking responsibility for myself and part of that means I don't blame people (or at least try not to) Sueing them is like saying - "Im' a mess - and its all your fault". BUT if I was to pick someone, it would probably be my ex-girlfriend who tore my heart out of its socket and drove over it in her car - so probably her.
3. "Reality" and lifestyle TV programs.
1. Uh... I dont go into public so the only drunk people I know are like close friends you know? so they just tell me they love me a lot.. who can complain?
2. Probably either my teachers from elementary school for being mean (catholic school), the people who made the MAD MINUTE math sheets! fuckers! Or the beauty industry which made me feel really insecure and ugly for like 17 years of my life haha...
3. Beauty industry.. makeup, beauty magazines.. i dunno. Its fun to be artistic with makeup.. but at the same time, its a bad addiction. All the magazines really use insecurity to prey on girls.. make them feel as ugly as possible so they buy more shit you know? And Im not saying Im exempt.. Theres no way in hell Im walking out of my house with zits all shiny and red you know? I just wish that it didnt matter. Guys walk around with zits.. Guys dont wax thier eyebrows or have to spend an hour doing thier hair.. you know? It just makes women so insecure and weak....
As for the bereast feeding haha.. I just had a conversation with a woman about this the other day. Now.. breasts are actually MADE for breast feeding.. so the fact that people get all stressed about it confuses the shit out of me. Big deal, its not like shes doing a strip dance with a baby clamping onto her boobie
[Edited on Jan 06, 2004 9:46AM]