i waited and waited for some walk ins at the salon today.... i need more clients! not cause i need the money and not cause i need more regulars but i love being a massage therapist and i have learned a whole lotta new techniques including hot stone massage and i want to practice but no seems to want a massage lately.its weird i am even offering free ones... you people shock me
come get a massage i work at nails by kate on washington or out of my home or with a travel table let me relax you
ok im done with my sales pitch
so how do you get rid of fruit flys?
oh shit i forgot to tell you the coolest thing... last night my boy ian and i took a bit of booze cruze in forestville last night till we found a good place to burn all our old bank statements and credit card bills or what ever would normally be shredded and before we left we saw the hugest mutha of a neesy bug it was freaking huge with pinchers sticking out and big beady eyes it was as long as a bic lighter and twice as wide it was gross and huge. me being the bug lover i run to the car and grab a container and snatch the ugly weird creature and bring him home to live with me i am gonna go buy him crickets to eat today
do any of you know what kind of weird bug he is?
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so how do you get rid of fruit flys?
oh shit i forgot to tell you the coolest thing... last night my boy ian and i took a bit of booze cruze in forestville last night till we found a good place to burn all our old bank statements and credit card bills or what ever would normally be shredded and before we left we saw the hugest mutha of a neesy bug it was freaking huge with pinchers sticking out and big beady eyes it was as long as a bic lighter and twice as wide it was gross and huge. me being the bug lover i run to the car and grab a container and snatch the ugly weird creature and bring him home to live with me i am gonna go buy him crickets to eat today
do any of you know what kind of weird bug he is?
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frozensunshine:
I'll take a massage!!!! Ohhhhh yeah!!!!!
ash:
holy shit, the other week .. I threw out a banana peel and apparently, it "missed" the bag and planted itself on the bottom of the garbage can. When I took the bag out, these FRUIT FLIES swarmed up and now those fuckers are ALL OVER MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!! I cant get rid of them, they are diriving me NUTS!!! If u find a way to get rid of them, plz ... let a sista know!!!