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hope you all have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Ben Crosby tap-danced with Danny *ucking Kay!!! hahaha love Christmas Vacation

Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing

I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these guys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make my privates public for a game!



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why do people ask for ice cold water? if it was as cold as ice, it would be ice..

few new pics posted enjoy.. on that note my opinion on (bowling), straight down the middle, no hook, no fuse.. anything more and it becomes figure skating

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets...

NEVER RUB ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB!!!...

Why are panties plural, and bra is singular??

Dont Sweat the Petty Things, Pet the Sweaty Things...