So this got a lot of good comments on my fb so I thought I'd share it here as well. Survey I stole for somewhere that i filled in the questions from Urban dictionary.com. It's pretty fun so feel free to steal and do one of your one. 
1) Your name?
1. An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.
2. In Jurassic Park, they took DNA from mosquitos trapped in amber.
3. Fossilised tree sap, sometimes contains preserved bugs.
2) Your age?
The magic number in the game of Blackjack.
Croupier: '21 - we have a winner'
CardShark: 'Pay me out my one-and-a-half, biatch'
3) What should you be doing?
working
crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.
where dat work at family? I need ta blast nigga....
4) Favorite color?
Mustard
Another slang word for money, similar to 'cheese'.
"...Friends want to leave when they see you outta mustard..."
-Lil Wayne
You get busted, I neva leave home without mustard
- Method Man (He's from Queens/Long Island so this rhymes)
5) Hometown?
A very homosexual video gamer commonly seen in dark places with an xbox controller in hand, he is a nocturnal beast who tends to sleep through all sunlit hours of the day. It usually tries to attract girls with its fake straightness charm, but is almost always unsuccessful, at best atracting multiple mashas monkeys to his presence.
*Masha monkeys=masha
Ryan: YO stop being a Dayton!
J Rod: What are you talking about!
Ryan: Look at all those Masha monkeys coming our way there are like seven of them!! I saw u attract them with your fake straight charm
6) Month of your birthday?
Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar
You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer!
7) Last person you talked to?
Maxe
A liberated openly homosexual male (singular). Or a deeply homosexual pervert or group of perverts.
That maxe is so proud. Don't let the maxe's come near you.
8) Your Last name
Holdeman
Holdeman isn't defined yet.
9) Your most recent car.
Buick Park Ave
slang term for percocets
I been on park avenue all day
Someone who is bisexual. The term comes from the New York's famous Park Avenue, which is the only avenue in Manhattan that goes in both directions (north and south)
"I'm not sure about Jim, but I think he is Park Avenue"
A bitchin ride made by Buick. The Park Avenue line started out in 1989 as a tag for The 1989 Buick Electra Park Avenue. In 1990 it lost the electra as Buick came out with a Park Avenue. It embodies the best of the best, loaded with options and everything you would need to live in one. Plus, if like me, you have the '89 PA with the red velvet interior, bitches will suddenly want rides and the center armrest will fold upwards, just begging for road head.
friend: Yo man, you see Eric in his bitchin' car?
Tru Gangsta: Fuck you bitch! that ain't just a car, that's a Park Avenue! you know all the bitches be wantin one of them! you can get 6 hoes in that thang, muthafucka what you thinkin'?!Urban Dictionary
1) Your name?
1. An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.
2. In Jurassic Park, they took DNA from mosquitos trapped in amber.
3. Fossilised tree sap, sometimes contains preserved bugs.
2) Your age?
The magic number in the game of Blackjack.
Croupier: '21 - we have a winner'
CardShark: 'Pay me out my one-and-a-half, biatch'
3) What should you be doing?
working
crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.
where dat work at family? I need ta blast nigga....
4) Favorite color?
Mustard
Another slang word for money, similar to 'cheese'.
"...Friends want to leave when they see you outta mustard..."
-Lil Wayne
You get busted, I neva leave home without mustard
- Method Man (He's from Queens/Long Island so this rhymes)
5) Hometown?
A very homosexual video gamer commonly seen in dark places with an xbox controller in hand, he is a nocturnal beast who tends to sleep through all sunlit hours of the day. It usually tries to attract girls with its fake straightness charm, but is almost always unsuccessful, at best atracting multiple mashas monkeys to his presence.
*Masha monkeys=masha
Ryan: YO stop being a Dayton!
J Rod: What are you talking about!
Ryan: Look at all those Masha monkeys coming our way there are like seven of them!! I saw u attract them with your fake straight charm
6) Month of your birthday?
Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar
You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer!
7) Last person you talked to?
Maxe
A liberated openly homosexual male (singular). Or a deeply homosexual pervert or group of perverts.
That maxe is so proud. Don't let the maxe's come near you.
8) Your Last name
Holdeman
Holdeman isn't defined yet.
9) Your most recent car.
Buick Park Ave
slang term for percocets
I been on park avenue all day
Someone who is bisexual. The term comes from the New York's famous Park Avenue, which is the only avenue in Manhattan that goes in both directions (north and south)
"I'm not sure about Jim, but I think he is Park Avenue"
A bitchin ride made by Buick. The Park Avenue line started out in 1989 as a tag for The 1989 Buick Electra Park Avenue. In 1990 it lost the electra as Buick came out with a Park Avenue. It embodies the best of the best, loaded with options and everything you would need to live in one. Plus, if like me, you have the '89 PA with the red velvet interior, bitches will suddenly want rides and the center armrest will fold upwards, just begging for road head.
friend: Yo man, you see Eric in his bitchin' car?
Tru Gangsta: Fuck you bitch! that ain't just a car, that's a Park Avenue! you know all the bitches be wantin one of them! you can get 6 hoes in that thang, muthafucka what you thinkin'?!Urban Dictionary
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darkriver:
Those are great answers!!! I love your imagination!!!
patch:
dear god. my grandfather drives a buick park avenue.