Ok, so I am chronically bored so I spend a lot of my evenings playing Yahoo Pool. Last night I played this chick whos name was delicious_69. Now, aside from this being a cool name I was too curious to ask from what point of view she was coming from (no pun intended) was it giving or receiving? To her reply of, both. Inquiring further she said she was so skilled, she could actually eat herself. Now, if I could pull that off, masturbation be damned! I would never leave the house! I would really like to meet her, and learn her ways.
By the way 69 is wonderful even if its Rosie O'Donnell's scabby snatch (Thanx Lenore!)
december:
you can help by coming to work for me, and not quitting without notice, and not sucking at your VERY VERY VERY SIMPLE AND COMMON SENSE DUTIES, and having a positive (even just a neutral) attitude. sound ok? good! thanks so much!!