so today was rather a strange day....i went to work as normal, I was working in one of the rather lager homes today, for the homeshow. The builder and his wife(the decorator) are there often making decisions seeing as how the house will be shown to all of the people who attend the homeshow. So there they are the often through out the day. Well i have a feeling that the wife has a secret crush on me( as arrogant as that sounds, u just get that weird feeling). She was talking to the painter today and me and talking about how she wanted to change the paint color in one room. Well i looked at her funny (like the here we go again face, cuz to weeks ago we had to rip out a floor cuz she didnt like the pattern.) so she says to me....You have really big eyes. As in to compliment me. Of course i said thanks and kind of blushed. well the painter didnt hear what she said and was like "what, he has a big head?" well she laughed and giggled and looks at me and say well do u have a big head? i fucking didnt know what to say cuz a. her husband gives us a lot of work b. shes not exactly hot stuff and c. if i did bang her i dont think black mail would get me a house out of it(although it would be nice) so i sort of just played it off and walked away...id unno maybe i should of tried to get a free house for me and the kiddos
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elijah:
i vote you bang her and get a house.
scullyt:
OHHH MY!!!! Do whatever Elijah tells you to do is my vote!!!