Tonight on the Daily Show Jon Stewart showed a picture of Britney Spears driving a car with her child on her lap unseatbelted. It probably should not have been as funny as it was because frankly it is not that shocking, but none the less I laughed my ass off.
I usually find it cliche to quote song lyrics in journal entrys of any kind,... Read More
Well after getting a phone message saying that there was smoke coming out of the back of the computer and a smell of burning plastic I had to shell out the cash for a new one. Then hastle my way through transfering all of my data over in 10 minute clips to prevent my old computer from overheating. That only sucked about half as much... Read More
Dear Fox Broadcasting Network,
After again watching the second season of Arrested Development on DVD I have come to the conclusion that you f**king suck donkey c**k. How could you pull the second best television show (behind The Simpsons) off the air for ultra s**tty programming like Skating With The Stars or other programming of that ilk. What makes it worse is that there are... Read More
Yeah I guess sometimes you can't have it all..cool name, no theme song, cool theme song, crappy name. Kinda like Hank Scorpio (evil dude who ran Globetec when the simpsons moved temp...the hammock district!)
What ever happened to ska? Most of the good ska bands have since hung it up, and the ones that have not have either moved away from the horns (Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger) or done away with them all together (Aquabats). I guess I should be thankful for bands like Less Than Jake and the Rx Bandits who are still around.
I woke up late for work today. Actually I woke up 20 minutes before I was supposed to start. [Montage of rapid exit seen from Home Alone.] After speeding and rolling all the stop signs I got to work three minutes before I was supposed to start at 10:30. Took lunch at 1:00 and came home to take a shower, because I didn't get to... Read More
I just cannot catch a break...
I absolutely hate 2006...
First my New Years sucked ass (already stated). Then my grandmother who also partly raised me died, and I thought that my year could not get much worse.
Then I find out that Toys "R" Us store 6053 in Arlington Heights, Illinois will be closing its doors Feb 28th. When I heard that it broke... Read More
I love living in Illinois, but I have to get out of here. The past month has been terrible and I feel so sad and lost. I have an invite to go out to San Diego, and I am going to take that person up on it. So come the middle of March / start of April I am going to escape for a week,... Read More
-F**k you cancer-
If cancer were something tangible I would slit its f**king throat and bleed it dry, piker its head on my f**king lawn, let the birds peck out its eyes and pick it clean, and smash the skull into f**king dust with my f**king steel toed boots!
Seven f**cking months,,,
-RIP MLG-
damn straight they are. it's a rematch 20 years in the making.
if you know anything about the game 20 years ago... i am very close family friends with the james family (roland james) and have been constantly told about that game. it would be nice to get some sweet revenge. and we will.
New Years... I had no plans so was the designated driver for my pregnant sister and my brother-in-law. That after working a nine hour shift. By about 11:30 I wanted to go. Then midnight rolled around, and as I looked around the room I felt even worse. Besides me there were ten other people there and they were five couples. Four were married two were... Read More