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I had the weirdest day today...

On my home from the leagues club I bumped into the very first girl I ever had a crush on, way back when I was 14. Her name is Emma and she lives around the corner from me. She must have thought I was so weird. I'd always have trouble talking to her because I was so shy, so...
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This is a poem the crazy scotsman at the pub recited to me the other day completely out of the blue after he remarked that he hoped he didn't get caught drinking beer on the train home...and that while it was foolish, it was also fun. And while it is not as good as anything Mr. Chris Steele writes it's still pretty funny ^_^

[Well...
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My Friend Absinth

My most funnest memory of absinth is quite blurry (like most of my memories) and occurred a few years ago back in my younger, carefree days (as opposed to my older, carefree days) I'd had a few drinks at the Townie already, and as my then favourite band Mz Ann Thropik lived just down the road I decided it would be a...
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My favourite band in the whole world - Dead Inside the Chrysalis

Satellite Ecstatika!

Last week I came into possession of a few lollies I'd planned to share with my soccer team (sharing is caring after all). Not wanting to feed them anything dodgy I decided to take one to see what they were like. I didn't really know what to do while I was waiting for it to kick in so I curled up on my...
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Chicanery will always make you happy

I don't know if I believe in 'fate' as such... or destiny... that events are predetermined. But last night's random crazy drug fueled adventure went some way to convincing me hehe ^_^

I had to work 5 til midnight yesterday, and as I had to open the bottleshop this morning I'd planned on going straight home to bed like...
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I'm the only straight in the village...

It has slowly begun to dawn on me that I know very few straight chicks. My 'sister' is gay, her friends are gay, my favourite drinking buddy at my pub is gay and her entire household is as well gay. (I like to refer to it as the coven across the road from the pub ^_^)

Not that...
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Ahhh I'm so scattered. My brain has run away from home after all the punishment it took Friday night. But he'll be back. He *always* comes back muhahaha.

Friday night was our pre-season soccer team bonding (bondING, not bondAGE) session... aka 12 grandpas plus me. (I'm the youngest on my team by 12 years!) Even though some of them have grey hair - or no...
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Spook's second start. The last race he won was a heat for this race (the final). Even though he came 2nd he tried reeeeeeaaaaally hard... so we bought him an ice cream from McDonalds afterwards. (Finely tuned athlete that he is )