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Do you ever get the feeling where it's like you're waiting for something to happen, or you're just lying in bed thinking that there's something else you should be doing with your life... somethingimportant but you don't know what? I find myself lying awake a lot nowadays or just feeling a general restlessness and detachment from things. It's gotten worse in the past few months...
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Yay! Got my updated character sketches back from the publisher today! w00t!

Will hopefully have my first comic published by early next year

Is it normal to be wary of girls in the street that have long arms for the sole reason that if you were doing them in the missionary position they would be able to reach around and start fiddling with your bum?

The self help book I bought yesterday says I should take time out every day to be grateful for something...


So here goes (deep breath)


Thank God for vaginas. And that I live in a world where there is a website where punky chicks show theirs off.

For that, life is awesome

Still having trouble trying to sleep...

I always feel silly writing in these things. For one thing I don't have many friends on here so the chances of anyone reading whatever I write are fairly slim. It sometimes feels like I am talking to myself. At the same time I'm kinda glad that I don't have many friends on here as I often don't have...
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I can't sleep...

I had the weirdest dream the other night... (and you were there, and *you* were there)

Im not usually one to talk about dreams because I figure that no matter what when somebody talks about their dreams the listener is always going to find it boring. But the other night I dreamt I was in a sort of gameshow where contestants were connected to an...
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ROCK! I finally got a guitar!! After years of telling myself that I was too old to start learning or that I'd never be any good at it I finally went out and got one! The final straw came when I found out my aunty - who is 40 years old and decided to learn bass just 6 months ago - had her first gig...
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Today I dropped a steamer that was so huge, so mammoth, so gargantuan, that I gasped as it came out of me... complete with afterbirth. It was even more enormous than my mate Tarent's penis, whose testicles are like small moons orbiting a sausage-shaped celestial body.

Alas, would it were that that was all the news I had from today. It saddens me to report...
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Fucked Up Fables #1 - Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as sin
It bleat and bleat all day and night
And it caused such a din
Till one day sweet Mary had enough
Went to her garden shed
Took her father's scythe and then
Cut off the noisy bugger's head

Her daddy beat her black and...
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