Is it normal to be wary of girls in the street that have long arms for the sole reason that if you were doing them in the missionary position they would be able to reach around and start fiddling with your bum?
luscious:
The self help book I bought yesterday says I should take time out every day to be grateful for something...
So here goes (deep breath)
Thank God for vaginas. And that I live in a world where there is a website where punky chicks show theirs off.
For that, life is awesome
So here goes (deep breath)
Thank God for vaginas. And that I live in a world where there is a website where punky chicks show theirs off.
For that, life is awesome
tabby:
hahaha, that is awesome
btw loved reading about your dream a few blogs down about hookers and guessing their diseases..that would make a great start to a movie lol
btw loved reading about your dream a few blogs down about hookers and guessing their diseases..that would make a great start to a movie lol
Still having trouble trying to sleep...
I always feel silly writing in these things. For one thing I don't have many friends on here so the chances of anyone reading whatever I write are fairly slim. It sometimes feels like I am talking to myself. At the same time I'm kinda glad that I don't have many friends on here as I often don't have...
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I always feel silly writing in these things. For one thing I don't have many friends on here so the chances of anyone reading whatever I write are fairly slim. It sometimes feels like I am talking to myself. At the same time I'm kinda glad that I don't have many friends on here as I often don't have...
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eden:
thank you for supporting my set Easy Target 
spewy309289:
not at all! i love the car one you guys did x
I can't sleep...
niobe:
That's not good.
bow:
Nor can I
Nor can I
I had the weirdest dream the other night... (and you were there, and *you* were there)
Im not usually one to talk about dreams because I figure that no matter what when somebody talks about their dreams the listener is always going to find it boring. But the other night I dreamt I was in a sort of gameshow where contestants were connected to an...
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Im not usually one to talk about dreams because I figure that no matter what when somebody talks about their dreams the listener is always going to find it boring. But the other night I dreamt I was in a sort of gameshow where contestants were connected to an...
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pirate_romeo:
Hope you're having a good birthday.
satelina:
thanks so much for the comment on my set <3
and Happy New Year !!!
and Happy New Year !!!
ROCK! I finally got a guitar!! After years of telling myself that I was too old to start learning or that I'd never be any good at it I finally went out and got one! The final straw came when I found out my aunty - who is 40 years old and decided to learn bass just 6 months ago - had her first gig...
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Today I dropped a steamer that was so huge, so mammoth, so gargantuan, that I gasped as it came out of me... complete with afterbirth. It was even more enormous than my mate Tarent's penis, whose testicles are like small moons orbiting a sausage-shaped celestial body.
Alas, would it were that that was all the news I had from today. It saddens me to report...
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Alas, would it were that that was all the news I had from today. It saddens me to report...
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misscb:
It most certainly is, ya big shitter!!
Fucked Up Fables #1 - Mary Had A Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as sin
It bleat and bleat all day and night
And it caused such a din
Till one day sweet Mary had enough
Went to her garden shed
Took her father's scythe and then
Cut off the noisy bugger's head
Her daddy beat her black and...
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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as sin
It bleat and bleat all day and night
And it caused such a din
Till one day sweet Mary had enough
Went to her garden shed
Took her father's scythe and then
Cut off the noisy bugger's head
Her daddy beat her black and...
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sydgirl:
Sydney SGAU end of year dinner and drinks
I had the weirdest day today...
On my home from the leagues club I bumped into the very first girl I ever had a crush on, way back when I was 14. Her name is Emma and she lives around the corner from me. She must have thought I was so weird. I'd always have trouble talking to her because I was so shy, so...
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On my home from the leagues club I bumped into the very first girl I ever had a crush on, way back when I was 14. Her name is Emma and she lives around the corner from me. She must have thought I was so weird. I'd always have trouble talking to her because I was so shy, so...
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This is a poem the crazy scotsman at the pub recited to me the other day completely out of the blue after he remarked that he hoped he didn't get caught drinking beer on the train home...and that while it was foolish, it was also fun. And while it is not as good as anything Mr. Chris Steele writes it's still pretty funny ^_^
[Well...
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sydgirl:
you meet very odd people 
emilyxsuicide:
wow. thats all i could say for like...12222222 hours. yea.
My Friend Absinth
My most funnest memory of absinth is quite blurry (like most of my memories) and occurred a few years ago back in my younger, carefree days (as opposed to my older, carefree days) I'd had a few drinks at the Townie already, and as my then favourite band Mz Ann Thropik lived just down the road I decided it would be a...
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My most funnest memory of absinth is quite blurry (like most of my memories) and occurred a few years ago back in my younger, carefree days (as opposed to my older, carefree days) I'd had a few drinks at the Townie already, and as my then favourite band Mz Ann Thropik lived just down the road I decided it would be a...
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