spencel

I beat the sobriety test the other day, narrowly missing a dui. no, i wasn't drunk, but my last drink was 80% Seagram's and 20% 7Up. And I was driving 95mph.

Thank God i have years of balance acquired from skateboarding. I'm no LizaRose but I get by. So officer shitface tells me to close my eyes, balance, lean my head back, wait until i think 30 seconds have passed, follow his finger, yadda yadda. And he didn't even give me a speeding ticket. Thank you, ladies and gentleman. Thank you.