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Last weekend I saw Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, and Dave Chappelle at the Comedy Festival in Las Vegas. I came within ten feet of meeting them, but a security guard told me I had to go because the show had ended. Dammit!

I did get to thank an old veteran comedian for all the years he'd made me laugh (Thomas Lennon). You may know him...
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It's hard to find good thrash metal. But find good thrash metal I did. Chimaira is their name. They just throttle you with inspiring rage and make you want to drive 180 mph while having them blast on your car stereo.

Did you know you can buy Absinthe on ebay if you're able to find it before the ebay police catch on? Be quick, and...
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Today I found out my hand will be normal again! I can close it and open it, thanks to a 2nd surgery (I shattered a bone in my hand in April). Life is good.

Discovered a very funny comedian/musician named Richard Cheese. He plays contemporary music in the lounge style. Nothing quite like hearing a lounge version of 'Chop Suey' by System of a Down or 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix a' Lot. Give ol' Dick Cheese a try if you would. He's a funny bastard.

Read this intersting book on, among other things, the situation with modern...
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Once in a rare while something will happen that makes me think that there are higher powers working from behind the scenes. I recently came very close to death. The circumstances are so strange that I am almost convinced someone was teaching me a lesson.

I was driving my friend out of vegas at 2am because he had lost all his money and was turning...
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I've been damaged recently. No way to see it coming. there arose a problem, black and white, and I thought I new how to solve it. But now it is so much worse. So very much worse.
Fuck regret. You hit like a strong flu and takes weeks to pass. I'm going to battle with you.

Not thinking rationally at all for long periods of...
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I am about to lose my free time completely. Working full time and attending law school at night will make me into a zombie. What the fuck am I about to do to myself?

No matter what happens, I can handle the situatioin. If my brother can make it through army ranger school, i can pull this off. But it is four years long. Will...
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hmmm, i can't figure out how to put up photos so that ends that.
if anyone knows of some reliable internet sites that allow donations with paypal money please let me know. i have money in there and shit why not send it to some relief organization in africa, right?
there is a kick ass charity event going on august 12th at Zen Sushi Bar...
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i will neverbe ready to mc an open mike in one week. whom the hell am i kidding.

i must find the loan to end all lones and try to enter this inflated real estate market, dammit all. i want to loose my investment litterally right from under me. mm, i don't mean that. but... somehow it's comforting to think that way.

work is a...
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i'm the luckiest son'bitch there ever was. a miss teen beauty pageant winner comes to the stillwater cafe where i work, angry that we screwed up her order. i tell her although we screwed up her order, i have good news. so she walks right into my setup and says, "what is it?" and i says i just saved a bunch of money on my...
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if you take one ambien pill, then try to stay awake for another hour, you will feel mushroom like effects.

in 4 days a road trip of destruction begins from OC to SF. 5 dudes in a giant van with old school nintendo hooked up. fuck yeah. much skating will go down. and drinking.

a door closes and a window flies open this last weekend....
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