spekter

Ya so for some reason my girlfriend convinced me to shave my balls and when I say shave my balls I really mean every pubic hair within the vicinity of my Johnson. After I did it she said she was only joking but I think she just says that because she doesnt want to take the blame for this bullshit. All I know is that it really sucks. It itches and pokes me and I cut my balls once. I am never taking a razor to my wonderful pubes again. We're sticking with the scissors from now on. I get my revenge on her by rubbing my stubble up on her while we spoon. She hates it but thats what she gets for unleashing this horrible thing upon me. I bet you never thought you would read an update all about shaved genitalia now did you?