speedphreak

I think I'm going to just cancel my home phone, I only use it so telemarketers can leave messages on my answering machine.

I had a really irritating afternoon today, I somehow lost all my electronic checkbook/bill information, spilled a beer on my computer/UPS, threw said beer at my sink, missed said sink and smashed my plant glass, chucked a box across the room spewing envelopes everywhere, and kicked a plastic bowl on the floor shattering a hundred plastic pieces all over my living room. See, any one of those childish reactions should have vented me except for the fact that each one led to something even more annoying. It was a very vicious circle.

I drank many dollar beers tonight.

I have someone very interested in buying my rental house. it would be VERY cool if they would but it, it would neatly solve several problems.

I need a cargo van.

Even though it's been a mild winter, I'm tired of it.

Dunkin Donuts makes a good Boston Creme donut.

My cat has gotten very lazy and very fat this winter and has taken to "kneading" my chest with her razor sharp claws for severl minutes before she deigns to lay on it.

I got a speeding ticket the other day, it was bullshit and I'm going to fight it. I will lose though.

When I think back, I have many, many traffic "violations" on my record for a wide range of offenses. I find it hard to imagine people that go their whole life without one.

All my property taxes are due tomorrow...they're going to kill me to pay.

I have a racoon hibernating, out of reach, in the rafters of my back porch.

My favorite color is blue. I think this is because when I was a little child, I asked my mom what her favorite color was and she said "blue".

Anybody know how to screenprint?

I like short hair on women.

I've been thinking about bundling up and then riding my motorcycle South until it gets warm enough to unbundle.

I've been mapping out and hitting up free wifi spots with my laptop and now I've become spoiled with the wonderousness that is high speed interent.