I figured it was time to get my update on...
So, let`s talk about how much i hate LA. How bout that smog, eh? It was so heavy this past Wednesday morning when I was leaving town that I could not see the Hollywood sign from 101. Or the traffic? You know, it took me 3 hours to travel the 1 and a half miles from Guitar Center Hollywood on Sunset Blvd. to Laurel Canyon Rd./ Mt. Olympus off of Hollywood Ave. Or how about the fact that the entire city shuts down for celebrities? Or the fact that all celebrities are exempt from the law? Or the 11 Hummer H2`s that I counted at ONE intersection? That was quite the pretty little 2004 Rolls Royce Phantom parked over there on Cherokee St., right next to the park with the passed out bum and her crack pipe. Oh, and EVERYBODY is somebody in LA. Most of all though, everyone in LA county is smarter, more beautiful and richer than any one of you will ever be, and don`t you DARE fucking argue otherwise.
It was good to see Alex, Sarah and Marc.
Other than that? Fuck LA.
So, let`s talk about how much i hate LA. How bout that smog, eh? It was so heavy this past Wednesday morning when I was leaving town that I could not see the Hollywood sign from 101. Or the traffic? You know, it took me 3 hours to travel the 1 and a half miles from Guitar Center Hollywood on Sunset Blvd. to Laurel Canyon Rd./ Mt. Olympus off of Hollywood Ave. Or how about the fact that the entire city shuts down for celebrities? Or the fact that all celebrities are exempt from the law? Or the 11 Hummer H2`s that I counted at ONE intersection? That was quite the pretty little 2004 Rolls Royce Phantom parked over there on Cherokee St., right next to the park with the passed out bum and her crack pipe. Oh, and EVERYBODY is somebody in LA. Most of all though, everyone in LA county is smarter, more beautiful and richer than any one of you will ever be, and don`t you DARE fucking argue otherwise.
It was good to see Alex, Sarah and Marc.
Other than that? Fuck LA.