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Heeelarious! As Dubya would say, "God bless thems from the Heartland." (Oh yeah, and "intellectuals must be burned at the stake -- at once!")

Hope shall take you. :

(yes, my smile accidentally got 4 eyes....though I bet you'll get an ugly icon I didn't want there anyway, so oh well)

I lived in a convent across from the capital in DC for 6 months, so it was obviously full of Christian conservative interns with Texas accents. One of the girls (this is not a joke btw, it's a true story), after going off about how immoral and irresponsible Bill Clinton was goes, (remember to read this with the accent, please) "mmmm.....That George Bush is soooo nice-lookin.' I would looove to Lewinsky him!"