20 facts about guy Sparrow:
1. If you saw me, you would think I was about the least likely person in the world to be on this board.
2. I registered as a Republican when I was 18 and before I saw the light.
3. I have a goal to visit all 7 continents before I die (3 down, 4 to go).
4. For about the last year I have been obsessed with finding the perfect tattoo design. Inspiration is difficult in coming.
5. My wife is the coolest lady I have met.
6. I would give up a week on the end of my life for a Chile Relleno Burrito from El Taco de Mexico right now.
7. I have pretty diverse musical tastes (alt-country, indie nerd rock, older jazz, classical, etc.)
8. Scientologists scare me.
9. I know I am getting old because I am listening to NPR more and more.
10. I have a deep dislike for the political direction the country is headed.
11. "Intelligent design" is the biggest crock of shit that has ever been sold to this country.
12. If one more backwards ass thing happens politically in this state, girl Sparrow and I are headed to Portland.
13. Okay, enough w/ politics. I am a 4th generation Coloradoan but I despise people w/ "Native" stickers on their cars.
14. Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison may be the most amazing book I have ever read.
15. I would love to go to culinary school.
16. I do not believe in love at first sight or that each person has his or her one true love. I think there are many people out there for everyone and sometimes you get lucky.
17. I may be the only person on earth who tivos Miami Ink, College football and cooking shows.
18. Living in suburbia is slowly eating away at my soul.
19. I am a total gadget geek. I got the shakes when the Ipod video came out and I knew I didn't have the money to buy one.
20. I own every Charlie Chan movie ever made.
1. If you saw me, you would think I was about the least likely person in the world to be on this board.
2. I registered as a Republican when I was 18 and before I saw the light.
3. I have a goal to visit all 7 continents before I die (3 down, 4 to go).
4. For about the last year I have been obsessed with finding the perfect tattoo design. Inspiration is difficult in coming.
5. My wife is the coolest lady I have met.
6. I would give up a week on the end of my life for a Chile Relleno Burrito from El Taco de Mexico right now.
7. I have pretty diverse musical tastes (alt-country, indie nerd rock, older jazz, classical, etc.)
8. Scientologists scare me.
9. I know I am getting old because I am listening to NPR more and more.
10. I have a deep dislike for the political direction the country is headed.
11. "Intelligent design" is the biggest crock of shit that has ever been sold to this country.
12. If one more backwards ass thing happens politically in this state, girl Sparrow and I are headed to Portland.
13. Okay, enough w/ politics. I am a 4th generation Coloradoan but I despise people w/ "Native" stickers on their cars.
14. Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison may be the most amazing book I have ever read.
15. I would love to go to culinary school.
16. I do not believe in love at first sight or that each person has his or her one true love. I think there are many people out there for everyone and sometimes you get lucky.



17. I may be the only person on earth who tivos Miami Ink, College football and cooking shows.
18. Living in suburbia is slowly eating away at my soul.
19. I am a total gadget geek. I got the shakes when the Ipod video came out and I knew I didn't have the money to buy one.
20. I own every Charlie Chan movie ever made.
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1) I used to be in commercials when I was a kid.
2) I thought a "keg" was actually a "cake" that nice, innocent boys gave to girls at parties to be polite.
3) I learned what sex was when I was five from a book called, "how you got to be you."
4)My sister is my best friend and partner in crime.
5) My parents actually wanted me to drink in high school and offered to buy me alcohol....I declined and waited until I was 21.
6) I can't imagine my life without my husband's kind heart and silly songs.
7) I truly believe that I will be re-incarnated as a black female pug named 'Nisha.'
8) I take comfort in the idea that what goes around comes around.
9) Nothing makes me more upset then men who are Pro-Life.
10) Ok....people who are homophobic make me upset too.
11) I have a BA in english and I suck at grammar and spelling.
12) I secretly want to take over the world.
13) I think that Highlands Ranch should change it's name to Pleasantville.
14) I used to think a stigmatism was when you got dizzy looking at stripes. (thanks mom!)
15) I used to get along with boys WAY better than I got along with girls.
16) I am obsessed with my boobs.
17) My top five are: Jake Gyllenhal (sp?), Orlando Bloom, Adam Brody, LL Cool J and Lucy Liu.
18) I want to learn Spanish and Chinese before I die.
19) I am tone deaf, but would love to learn to play the piano.
20) I HATE doing the dishes.
will you guys be at sg burlesque?