sparkwood

The Suicidegirls Tour is coming to my Theatre! I am the happiest man alive!

Sorry i haven't written in my journal in a while. i have been writing my journall entries directly onto my monitor screen with a sharpie pen and i guess that is not the way it is done. They never seem to post and I have ruined quite a few monitors. Thank god for the Best Buy warranty.

The mints worked. I offered altoids to my...
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I went to talk to a tattoo artist about a new piece that I am getting. I have seen a lot of his work and it is truely outstanding. When i was explaining the concept and showing him some sketches he seemed totally enthused and was coming up with great ideas. It was all very exciting...except that he had the worst breath I have ever...
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Happy labor day. I pretended to be in labor all day. Then, after dark, I pretended to finally give birth, to a 19 pound Galapagos Tortoise. What a day! I need a drink...

The owls are not what they seem.

Tonight was a heavy metal nightmare. Five local metal bands in 4 hours. And it just kept getting LOUDER. The metal fans kept the bar busy with an astounding display of binge drinking and the sound engineers wore earplugs and imagined that they were anywhere else. I spent a good part of the evening wandering the parking lot and removing Bush/Cheney bumperstickers from heavy metal...
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The world makes so little sense and yet I continue to fight bravely onward. Today I actually sprayed the wasp nest on my back porch with wasp killer spray and then ran back into the house for several hours. I moved around quietly, like Anne Frank, all day in case a faction of wasp survialists attempted to strike back. As night fell all was still....
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The world makes so little sense and yet I continue to fight bravely onward. Today I actually sprayed the wasp nest on my back porch with wasp killer spray and then ran back into the house for several hours. I moved around quietly, like Anne Frank, all day in case a faction of wasp survialists attempted to strike back. As night fell all was still....
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Last night I had an exhausting evening arguing politics with the members of Chimaira. Do they seem republican? Shocking! What a relief it was to come home and spend some quality time with the Suicide Girls.