wow. i can't believe how emotionally exhausting email can be. but since i'm the 1 who opened the box marked "pandora", i guess i gotta take it on the chin...truth be told it hurts, but it feels good too.
to my on going history lesson: i'm not sure why i am still talking to you, but i'm glad we're still in touch. it's cheaper & more direct than therapy. & who knows, she may say yes...
tomorrow the consumer of resources will be moving out. i am both dreading it & looking forward to it. just so i stay positive (ha!) let me remind myself of a few things that i am looking forward to once he moves out:
1) no more yelling
2) the dogs won't hide under the shed any more due to raised voices
3) my food will last ALOT longer
4) i can eat chinese food every goddamn meal if i want to
5) no more snoring
6) no more unrecipricated blow jobs
7) no more making excuses for bad behavior
8) i can buy cute shirts that show my cleavage again
9) no more smelly socks everywhere
& last, but not least
10) the only person calling me a bitch will be the hot college guy fucking me. (this of course being MUCH further down the road...)
god bless us everyone!
to my on going history lesson: i'm not sure why i am still talking to you, but i'm glad we're still in touch. it's cheaper & more direct than therapy. & who knows, she may say yes...
tomorrow the consumer of resources will be moving out. i am both dreading it & looking forward to it. just so i stay positive (ha!) let me remind myself of a few things that i am looking forward to once he moves out:
1) no more yelling
2) the dogs won't hide under the shed any more due to raised voices
3) my food will last ALOT longer
4) i can eat chinese food every goddamn meal if i want to
5) no more snoring
6) no more unrecipricated blow jobs
7) no more making excuses for bad behavior
8) i can buy cute shirts that show my cleavage again
9) no more smelly socks everywhere
& last, but not least
10) the only person calling me a bitch will be the hot college guy fucking me. (this of course being MUCH further down the road...)
god bless us everyone!
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timtoxic:
My one daughter is 5 and loves to play with baby dolls. It is the first thing she asks me to do when she sees me. "Will you play baby's with me?" It is so sweet. How could I ever say no. I am to get them this weekend and still waiting for that job to call. I know what you dad meant about the divorces. I feel the exact same way. 
timtoxic:
The job never called for I waited all day. How did his move out go. Do tell.