spankenstein

I had a dream last night where a girl in a bar started rubbing my back and hitting on me. I told her a was married and wasnt interested then she pointed to the dance floor and said your not wearing a ring and out there its empty. would i like to dance? I pointed to my heart and said it may be empty on the dance floor but im full of love in my heart, at which time she threw up and asked if i wrote hallmark cards.

Honest truth.


on a side note im in the mood for a peanut butter, mayonnaise and pickle sandwich.