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spadez

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Monday Jun 27, 2005

Jun 27, 2005
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This has got to be the funniest/strangest business proposal of my life. I person I know through a client of mine came to me today and asked me if I would be interested in earning $5000 cash money, now. Then she pulled out a wad of $100 dollar bills. (This is no lie! And I know it sounds like some kind of cheese dick movie plot.) At any rate what she was asking me to do was to marry a vietnamese friend of hers so that she could come and live in the united states. First though was "man I could really use that 5k"! Then I took in what she was asking and found my head full of questions. Like how long would we be married, is she hot, would she have to live with me, would she mind if I had a girlfriend, how often would we get visited by the "I.N.S.", does she cook or clean or do laundry, can she speak english? You know the normal stuff that would come to mind!

So here's my question to you, if you were asked would you marry someone that didn't speak your language and you never got a chance to met them for up to three years. Conditions being you must live together, share the same bedroom, bathroom and bank accounts. Share vehicles and other items until she/he got a job in your country. For the total earning of 5000 dollars and a 3 year spilt in living expenses? shocked
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littlecooter:
That does sound like a cheezy movie plot.

Nah....5k isnt that much. Well, it is.......but you know.....not enough for that proposal. shocked
Jun 28, 2005
deathtoforls:
5K? that's all? fuck that, unless she lives in the 7th layer of hell and you're trying to rack up some karma points, or if you're a good gambler and 10-fold that on a cheap jaunt to vegas wink
Jun 28, 2005

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