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This is my new baby. His name is Mumford.


This is me pretending I'm cool with Mumford.


He likes to climb up my body using my clothes. When I'm naked he just uses my skin. Bastard.


This is me at the coffee shop. Coffee shopping. Only you can't tell. Such a useful picture to update you on my life. I rule.



Good morning. These are my shoulder freckles. I call them Freck-ums.


Me? I have boobs.


uh. Hi?


Guess what? Still have the ugliest hands on the planet. Seriously? Why ME? Why do I have to have the man hands? I also have big feet. I mean wtf.


Sweet anchor forearm tattoo. Not done yet, but I fucking love it. It confuses everyone. I like that.
And in case you forgot. I have a funny butt.

Just call me Funnybutt Suicide.

Oh.. and I saw a girl wearing SG panties on TV the other night. I was like, "woop woop!"