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Okay, I finally have internet. So happy. INTERNET, I MISSED YOU! love
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Man, although I can handle it, I don't think I'll go for seven shots of whiskey in five minutes again (a random decision when I was drunk, that I needed to be drunker).


Also: Videotron, damn you to hell. September 13th is the fucking earliest you can send out a technician? Bastards. BASTARDS!



Man, that's too long to be without the internet.
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slackerinchief:
Well that sucks, definitly. But it could be worse, just be glad your not from Nawlins. ARRR!!!
seanvegas:
I'm so skinny, I can't have that much alcohol before I'm drunk.

Just don't drink and drive. That's all I have to say!
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I am now in Montreal! YES! No more shitty Filthadelphia! Damn, its time to get fuckin WASTED.
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slackerinchief:
I'm sorry sir come again? What do you mean it is illegal to be gendered in canada?
seanvegas:
Montreal, isn't that the porn capital of Canada?

I need two tickets to paradise!
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seanvegas:
Happy B day Soviet.
presence:
happy birthday SovietCanada ..that name rules
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I just had the strangest dream. I was a ninja turtle, chasing people down on my motorcycle. After all the motorcycle chasing was down and I defeated the evil empire, they fled to Ireland. So I followed them to Ireland. I and some other ninja guy (we ceased being turtles) rescued a third ninja man, and then we ran into the woods. We found another...
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fzero1:
dude that's crazy shit bruce willis.
have you ever died on any of your dreams or been shot.
liquidvirgin:
it wasn't a dream. now..... i want my camera back.
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Friends, Canadians, Countrymen! I dream of a life, a life of beauty, a life of freedom, a life of happiness, for one, for all! For the rich, for the poor! For the young and old! For the black man, the white man, the asian, the hispanic, the First Nations, whoever! Ladies, Gentlmen, one and all, I dream, of a life, without oppression. This life! This...
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stolenhistories:
And How!
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Huzzah.
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snakeplissken:
SG Puffs should probably turn the milk pink though.
zeroxnine:
SAD STORY:

overnight our warehouse was raided by zombies risen from the local cemetary. much to our surprise, the zombies shriveled to dust exactly 36 minutes after consuming any portion of the brain matter. while i am now bankrupt in an empty warehouse, i must be ever so grateful to the roaming horde of zombies for saving me millions in lawsuits biggrin
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One more week of work! Huzzah!
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vrulovwrath:
*βρε δε πας μεχρι τη γωνία να δείς αν έρχομε λέωγώ παλιο φλόρε που μας το παίζεις και νίντζα και μιλάς και ρώσικα να μη καταλάβω τι λες*
vrulovwrath:
*καλά καλά ότι πείς*