WOW! is all i have to say for this past weekend. Brawlin' at the Belmar was fucking EPIC! friday night started with going to a sketchy ass strip club called poppa woody's on the east side of binghamton. 4 girls dancing, all looked like they were on a meth binge. so we thought it would be a good idea to tell them that it was my friend tobys birthday. they took him on stage and started molesting him. he then got the urge to throw them all on the ground. after that every person there jumped on the stage and started dancing to some god-awful music. next thing i know i look over and one of the strippers is making her pussy pulsate and pretending to talk to one of my friends with it. i go over to see whats up and it smelt TERRIBLE, i almost threw up. so now were about to leave and i hear yelling, i turn around and my friend mike is running around buck-ass naked. i didnt know what the hell to do so i ran and got my car and we took off before the cops got there. the next morning was the contest... slept in a bit in my awesome as shit new apartment, missed practice, and hucked the fuck out of the jump. ended up getting 8th place out of like 30 something, didnt make it over the double once, and sent myself right into the knuckle of the landing all 4 runs. the jump had a 6 or 7 foot lip with a 25-30 foot gap. luckily didnt get hurt. i literally looked like a rag doll getting tossed through the air and bouncing off the ground. the best part was watching brian foster, chris doyle, fuzzy hall, matt berringer, chris doyle, and plenty of other icons in the sport along with some kids coming up beat the shit out the place.im probably missing some things in there but it doesnt matter. i wish every weekend was this good. soooooooooo much fun. yay...
