What are some of the most... *innovative* threats you've ever heard before? In jest, in all seriousness, or otherwise?
My grandfather once told me he was going to knock my chest off if I didn't quit running around his house.
Good friend of mine promised to stick his hand up my ass and use me like a sock puppet if I ate his McDonald's apple pie.
I've threatened to beat a friend of mine until fire literally came out of his ass, if he ate the last piece of cheese.
I routinely tell my siblings that if they don't do as I say, I'ma wait until they go to sleep, sneak into their rooms, and beat them with phone books.
My brother likes to threaten people with the breaking of their shoulder blades in response to their insolence.
Whadya you guys got?
This train of thought was inspired by a "Who would win in a fight" argument which resulted in Bruce Lee being ordained as the greatest superhero to ever walk the Earth, or any infinite number of Earths that may or may not be in crisis, if you're into that sort of thing.
My grandfather once told me he was going to knock my chest off if I didn't quit running around his house.
Good friend of mine promised to stick his hand up my ass and use me like a sock puppet if I ate his McDonald's apple pie.
I've threatened to beat a friend of mine until fire literally came out of his ass, if he ate the last piece of cheese.
I routinely tell my siblings that if they don't do as I say, I'ma wait until they go to sleep, sneak into their rooms, and beat them with phone books.
My brother likes to threaten people with the breaking of their shoulder blades in response to their insolence.
Whadya you guys got?
This train of thought was inspired by a "Who would win in a fight" argument which resulted in Bruce Lee being ordained as the greatest superhero to ever walk the Earth, or any infinite number of Earths that may or may not be in crisis, if you're into that sort of thing.
Also, I wasn't going to do this, but then I realized your answers would be too hilarious to pass up. So you have been tagged for the twenty-facts game, and will get to write that up, uh, whenever you do your next update.