soulknight

Damn my crippling lethargy! One load of laundry would've made this whole day extremely better.

And if anyone ever tells you that "going commando" is a good idea, you spit in their eye for me!

You don't know what awkward suspense is until you try and maneuver your pubic hairs out of your zipper without using your hands. Worst. Physics. Lecture. EVER!