Okay, before we begin, can I just sya I know nothing about women. Tonight an ex came round after phoning me and texting me for over an hour to ask if she could come round. She then came round and phoned a taxi 10 mins later. WTF?
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Mama found her draped over the toilet bowl
oooh
Mama said, "child, what you done?"
Mama said, "child, what you done?"
"Wake up and greet the midday sun"
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Mama's little pills spilled all over the floor
oooh
oooh, ow, ow, ow
Mama can't handle her on her own
Mama can't handle her on her own
She says, "You just wait till your father gets home
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"No not yet" said the little boy.
His mother tells himthere will be no breakfast until he does his chores. He's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks one in frustration. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks one of them too. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? And why don't I get any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says , " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow so you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and says "Are you going to tell him or will I?"
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Mama found her draped over the toilet bowl
oooh
Mama said, "child, what you done?"
Mama said, "child, what you done?"
"Wake up and greet the midday sun"
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Mama's little pills spilled all over the floor
oooh
oooh, ow, ow, ow
Mama can't handle her on her own
Mama can't handle her on her own
She says, "You just wait till your father gets home
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"No not yet" said the little boy.
His mother tells himthere will be no breakfast until he does his chores. He's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks one in frustration. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks one of them too. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? And why don't I get any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says , " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow so you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and says "Are you going to tell him or will I?"
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marloski:
bettiebones:
All you need to know is that women are completely CRAZY!!!