'So Colleen (McLoughlin, girlfriend of Wayne 'Shrek' Rooney) what is the worst thing about being a celebrity?'
Sorry, but WTF?
How does the dumb-blonde-scouse-shopahloic girlfriend of a dumb-chunky-scouse footballer qualify as a 'celebrity'? She is famous for doing.............. fuck all apart from spending money.
This obsession, with the tabloids over here in the good ole UK, about 'celebrities' gets right on my tits. Surely if I was to do something which got me in the papers and onto the 6 o'clock news, then I would also qualify as a 'celeb'.
I just wish that all these liggers and hangers-on would just GTF and crawl back under their Burberry duvet covers and stop taking up so much space in the media. Maybe then we could hear about real news such as the World Haggis Hunting Championship, or the World Bog-Snorkelling CHampionship. Somethingwith a bit more depth and interest.
Bunch of attention seeking C*NTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, back to more presing matters.
Pic of the day
Quote of the day
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." - Benjamin Franklin
Random Lyric
What if this whole crusade's
A charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood
On which we dine
Adios Amoebas
Sorry, but WTF?
How does the dumb-blonde-scouse-shopahloic girlfriend of a dumb-chunky-scouse footballer qualify as a 'celebrity'? She is famous for doing.............. fuck all apart from spending money.
This obsession, with the tabloids over here in the good ole UK, about 'celebrities' gets right on my tits. Surely if I was to do something which got me in the papers and onto the 6 o'clock news, then I would also qualify as a 'celeb'.
I just wish that all these liggers and hangers-on would just GTF and crawl back under their Burberry duvet covers and stop taking up so much space in the media. Maybe then we could hear about real news such as the World Haggis Hunting Championship, or the World Bog-Snorkelling CHampionship. Somethingwith a bit more depth and interest.
Bunch of attention seeking C*NTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, back to more presing matters.
Pic of the day
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Quote of the day
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." - Benjamin Franklin
Random Lyric
What if this whole crusade's
A charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood
On which we dine
Adios Amoebas
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I'm shamed to admit, I still read heat...purely so as to laugh at unfrotunate pictures of these so called "celebrities"