I know it's late, but HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did yours go?
I was physically incapable of updating yesterday. Aside from being hungover, I had the energy levels of a corpse, and the attention span of a goldfish.
So, Hogmanay went with a bang. After 7 hours drinking in the pub, it was back to a flat for more carnage. On my way there, I was lucky enought to be twatted in the face with a traffic cone, swung by a mate. This resulted in a rather swollen bloody lip. Lucky I had had plenty anaesthetic prior to the incident!!!!
At said party, the traffic cone weilgind mate vomited After Shock over a cream carpet, and much hilarity ensued at his pathetic attempts of cleaning it up.
I was then stung 30 quid for a taxi back home. Not bad for an 8 mile journey!!!
Anyway, just another typical Hogmanay celebration.
I am off to feast on rashers of dead pig based animals, served in rolls, accompanied by ketchup and Irn Bru.
Laters peeps.
"Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. " - Hal Borland
How did yours go?
I was physically incapable of updating yesterday. Aside from being hungover, I had the energy levels of a corpse, and the attention span of a goldfish.
So, Hogmanay went with a bang. After 7 hours drinking in the pub, it was back to a flat for more carnage. On my way there, I was lucky enought to be twatted in the face with a traffic cone, swung by a mate. This resulted in a rather swollen bloody lip. Lucky I had had plenty anaesthetic prior to the incident!!!!
At said party, the traffic cone weilgind mate vomited After Shock over a cream carpet, and much hilarity ensued at his pathetic attempts of cleaning it up.
I was then stung 30 quid for a taxi back home. Not bad for an 8 mile journey!!!
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Anyway, just another typical Hogmanay celebration.
I am off to feast on rashers of dead pig based animals, served in rolls, accompanied by ketchup and Irn Bru.
Laters peeps.
"Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. " - Hal Borland
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I'm pretty sure i was sleep deprieved although it didn't occur to me until i realised i was watching 'What Women Want' forunatelty before i couls suffer brain damage (from such a gay movie) i fell asleep. I briefly woke to see Hally Berry in a bikini (bond was on stv) then went back to sleep, where i dreamt i was in a bond movie.
My dream proved more interesting than die another day.