soulfetish

So, I'm at work tonight, reading the Psychopathia Sexualis during slow periods between shows, and the fucking redneck security guard walks up, takes the book, and slams it down on the table. She says, "I'd appreciate it if you'd keep that face-down while there are children present, thank you."

I just looked at her, fucking mystified for a second, before I responded, "That's funny, I didn't think children could read Latin these days."

I hate stupid people.

(For those who aren't in the know, the Psychopathia Sexualis is an 19th century compilation of sexual deviancy authored by a German psychiatrist, a guy who was really ahead of it's time. It's a fascinating read, especially the case studies.)