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It was great hanging out at the White Horse last night. I met some more interesting people, some of whom loved me, some of whom hated me.

Flux is still dreamy when shoving bourbon down my throat, SexyBeast is still reticent about letting me hold his wang when he pees, Sloane almost broke my wrist when I accidently grabbed her drink, and Shark went to boarding school in Maine.

-Jay, the guy with the Jewcy Shirt