So lately I've been thinking about how very much I like nerds.
And I know what you think when I say this. You assume that by "nerd" I'm actually saying, "I like a hot guy in glasses."
That is simply not the case. When I say that I like nerds, I really do mean that kid in your high school class that was picked on because he was smarter than everyone else. He was probably in the math club, the chess team. He played MMORPG's and Magic: The Gathering religiously. He probably had a wheezy voice and had to carry an asthma inhaler. He didn't play a single sport, and was tortured in gym class.
That's my dream guy.
People look at me and they don't expect me to go for that type, I suppose. I get a lot of weird looks for it. I mean, physical appearance is great and all, but that doesn't make someone interesting or fun to be around. Oh, sure I'm attracted to guys that are all big and buff and rock hard, but I know that I could never date one of those kinds of guys... I sit on my ass all day, smoking weed, gorging myself on McDonald's food, and lurking on the internet. So it's only natural that my type of guy would do the same thing, right? Right.
What people don't understand is why I choose to be in relationships with such super nerds. So here is my reasoning:
1. They love hard. Why? There are a few reasons for this. They've went their entire lives being mistreated by their peers, so they probably haven't had a great girlfriend. Or at least not a hot one. (and it's here that I sound conceited...but I can't find any other way to word it...so whatever.) Since you're good to them and attracted to them, and let's face it, sooo pretty, they'll treat you perfectly...almost even worship you. And who doesn't like being worshiped? Nobody, that's who.
2. They're cute as shit. Why? Well, maybe this point is mostly due to personal opinion, but I have a weakness for glasses, obscure band/movie/video game t-shirts, large vocabularies, and hours upon hours spent playing WoW and DnD.
3. They're smart. Because who wants to date someone if you can't carry on intelligent conversation?
4.They're easy to please. Nerds, being as anti-social as they come, rarely need to go out to have a good time. Put us in some comfy clothes, snuggle up on the couch with a good game of Zelda or some good anime and share some drinks and ...Voila! The perfect night.
5. They're going to be rich some day. Smart boys + some tech-savvy college degree = set for life. (Oh, I know it sounds shallow, but it's so true...and it matters. Don't deny it.)
So, yeah... That's about all I have to say about that.
Now I'm off to find me a cute little nerdy boy. :3
XOXO, Sorinne.
P.S. Nerds: You know who you are; I know you're out there. Hit me up. <3
And I know what you think when I say this. You assume that by "nerd" I'm actually saying, "I like a hot guy in glasses."
That is simply not the case. When I say that I like nerds, I really do mean that kid in your high school class that was picked on because he was smarter than everyone else. He was probably in the math club, the chess team. He played MMORPG's and Magic: The Gathering religiously. He probably had a wheezy voice and had to carry an asthma inhaler. He didn't play a single sport, and was tortured in gym class.
That's my dream guy.
People look at me and they don't expect me to go for that type, I suppose. I get a lot of weird looks for it. I mean, physical appearance is great and all, but that doesn't make someone interesting or fun to be around. Oh, sure I'm attracted to guys that are all big and buff and rock hard, but I know that I could never date one of those kinds of guys... I sit on my ass all day, smoking weed, gorging myself on McDonald's food, and lurking on the internet. So it's only natural that my type of guy would do the same thing, right? Right.
What people don't understand is why I choose to be in relationships with such super nerds. So here is my reasoning:
1. They love hard. Why? There are a few reasons for this. They've went their entire lives being mistreated by their peers, so they probably haven't had a great girlfriend. Or at least not a hot one. (and it's here that I sound conceited...but I can't find any other way to word it...so whatever.) Since you're good to them and attracted to them, and let's face it, sooo pretty, they'll treat you perfectly...almost even worship you. And who doesn't like being worshiped? Nobody, that's who.
2. They're cute as shit. Why? Well, maybe this point is mostly due to personal opinion, but I have a weakness for glasses, obscure band/movie/video game t-shirts, large vocabularies, and hours upon hours spent playing WoW and DnD.
3. They're smart. Because who wants to date someone if you can't carry on intelligent conversation?
4.They're easy to please. Nerds, being as anti-social as they come, rarely need to go out to have a good time. Put us in some comfy clothes, snuggle up on the couch with a good game of Zelda or some good anime and share some drinks and ...Voila! The perfect night.
5. They're going to be rich some day. Smart boys + some tech-savvy college degree = set for life. (Oh, I know it sounds shallow, but it's so true...and it matters. Don't deny it.)
So, yeah... That's about all I have to say about that.
Now I'm off to find me a cute little nerdy boy. :3
XOXO, Sorinne.
P.S. Nerds: You know who you are; I know you're out there. Hit me up. <3
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downedcity:
what if you found a nerd who was also physically attractive?
ohmygodsquad:
Happy Birthday!