I get to go to the beach and the border with my mom and sis today. We'll be having a vacation finally, if albeit a brief one. Now... if only we could get our asses out the front door. My mom is gonna drive me nuts balls bananas if she keeps running about and spouting off new random ass things for us to do and doesn't just finish getting ready so we can leave. Wish me luck on not flipping my nut and going crazy? I'll be fine once we're on the road.

i like the phrase nuts balls bananas