soraya

so i have this dog named sofia. she is the love of my life. i found her a couple years ago at the beach. she was all tiny and cute and shy and abandoned. so now she's 3. and cute as fuck. and smart as all hell....
and crazy....well. ok. not crazy... but she's got some issues. like the rest of us out there. i mean, she's just got a little abandonment stuff, a little overprotectiveness with her mom and new people , and some barking shit to work out. overall she's the smartest and sweetest dog in the whole damn world!!!!! yah. so i'm a little biased. but seriously, she's crazy smart and so precious and quirky cute.

anyways. so i am sick and tired of these constant lameass encounters almost ever time i go to the dog park. it's pretty much gauranteed that anytime i am at the park that there will be some uptight, prissy, stuckup, pissypants person there who gets all riled up if any dog plays any rougher than they want, or if a boy dog gets all humpy on their dogs butt for a second or even if a dog sniffs their dog's butt the wrong way- basically anything that is fucking DOG BEHAVIOR. so of course, sofia will always find this pissyass person and play too hard with their dog or sniff it's butt the wrong way and then of course i get the Look Of Disdain. and the snide comments. and the overall rudeness and judjement. and funny how when the middleaged conservative couple's dog right behind me acts like a dog even more then mine, absolutley nothing is said to them and they don't get the nasty comments and glares.

it's this nasty little attitude of "i don't want that in MY neighborhood". like this is their damn rich-ass territory too and all other child-eating, brutal, horrible dogs are in "other" neighborhoods with "those" people.....
.... well i'm sorry you want your damn dog to act like a person. if you can't handle dogs that act like DOGS (e.g." sniff ass, play hard, bark, hump butt, run around, play dominant/ submissive mind games and figuring out of the roles, etc.)... then why don't you take you and your damn fake-dog/humanoid to starbucks and kiss my fucking brokeass on the way out.

cause i'm sick and tired of being your little bitch all day at work and everywhere else i go on my days off too.... or is it that shirt i wear that says "it's so obviously my job in life to serve you and it's so obviously your role in life to get whatever you want no matter how many backs you walk all over to get it."

anyways. blah.blah.blah. i'm getting all worked up.
but i know so many of you have got to feel me on this one. and i've got so much love for all of you.
ya retail whores and crazy dog owners and waitresses and all of you. ya'll rock so hard.