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Wednesday Apr 28, 2004

Apr 28, 2004
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- best place to hear the most original messed up and down right hilarious pickup lines:

san francisco court house in a miniskirt.

now you know. next time you want to get yourself a real special kind of guy, just throw on that little skirt and pop on over to the courthouse. guaranteed at least a full half hour of amusement.

even the on duty cops got creative with the pickup lines.

- so besides my little-mid-day-errand-running-extravaganza.... what else has been happening? hmm. well, the toe nail ripping off, that was from rehearsal. crazy moves.

- i have two shows coming up. ive been starting to feel like a dance machine. if im not working, im dancing. well, or smoking and drinking coffee. two things i need to stop as of yesterday. mlek. pure nasty feeling in hot summer weather. anyone have any good advice for quitting those two simple addictions? really.

- oooh and somebody special got a job at rainbow grocery (the massive cooperative grocery store here in SF that had more natural food goodness than you can shake a stick at). i cant wait for the hookup.

- i finally broke down and got some super sexy shoes. theyre some kind of 40s style little foxy heels. i just want to wear them and a little skirt everywhere. well, maybe everywhere except the courthouse.

- theres a handful of people that i am currently missing the hell out of right now. i wish they would just get their little butts over here. sigh.
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
sawa:
Hey Lady.... I am going to be in SF on the 18th. Would love to see you... My band is gonna be playing at the Pound. I'll call you. wink
May 9, 2004
kennyg:
My housemate gets the best lines from employees at OfficeMax. Lines like, "You got a great ass." Then they get on their wireless intercom headset and alert the rest of the employees so she has a store full of people checking her out. Ugh.
May 12, 2004

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