soraya

i'm going to tell you a joke. it's funny. maybe funnier when i tell it in person, but this will have to do.

and in return, you will tell me something funny or crass, doesnt have to be a joke per se, just funny, or twisted. i've got a pretty fucked sense of humor, so just go for it.

so this pirate walks into a bar with this ENORMOUS steering wheel down his pants. and the bartender looks at him all fucked up and is like, "ay, what's with the steering wheel?"
and then the pirate says,


"ARRR. it's driving me nuts."


yeah, it's fucking funny. ok. just laugh.

now your turn. i'm sure you won't have to work too hard to beat that dried up pirate joke...

ps: the manequin story is true.