lately ive been finding myself enjoying solace and solitude wherever and whenever i can find it. it is now that i am too fucking busy and over my head in crap that i realize how good i actually am at taking that precious time for granted when it is there.
another lesson in life perhaps.
.like. always check to make sure there is no one else in the bathroom when youre going into any public bathroom. even if you think it is just you.
learned that one one night when i casually walked into some public bathroom at the merritt diner around 2 in the morning. the sign said lock door behind you. so i did. it had two stalls and i figured no one else was in there, because the door wasnt locked.
well, as i was taking a piss, minding my own business, lo and behold, i hear some heavy breathing, groaning, and rustling coming from the next stall. i look down and, yup, theres some big ass boots.in the ladies room. those arent no ladies boots and the door is locked. yeah, nice safety feature.
i have never zipped up my pants and ran out of a bathroom faster than that in my whole life.
crazy thing is, i was talking to my mom the other day, and she told me that the same thing happened to her when she was in high school. except some crazy guy tried to bash her head with something, she screamed bloody murder louder than you can imagine and the guy got freaked out so he ran out.luckily she was okay.
what a nice mother-daughter bonding experience. over wackjobs in bathrooms. random.
and thats a lesson to you all.
always look first before you pee.
another lesson in life perhaps.
.like. always check to make sure there is no one else in the bathroom when youre going into any public bathroom. even if you think it is just you.
learned that one one night when i casually walked into some public bathroom at the merritt diner around 2 in the morning. the sign said lock door behind you. so i did. it had two stalls and i figured no one else was in there, because the door wasnt locked.
well, as i was taking a piss, minding my own business, lo and behold, i hear some heavy breathing, groaning, and rustling coming from the next stall. i look down and, yup, theres some big ass boots.in the ladies room. those arent no ladies boots and the door is locked. yeah, nice safety feature.
i have never zipped up my pants and ran out of a bathroom faster than that in my whole life.
crazy thing is, i was talking to my mom the other day, and she told me that the same thing happened to her when she was in high school. except some crazy guy tried to bash her head with something, she screamed bloody murder louder than you can imagine and the guy got freaked out so he ran out.luckily she was okay.
what a nice mother-daughter bonding experience. over wackjobs in bathrooms. random.
and thats a lesson to you all.
always look first before you pee.
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only a splash, but dude, take some aim.sheesh
hey,i like the polaroids. xx
way to go on your photo...looks fucking great. and thanks for the compliment on mine...we'll see what happens eh?
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are you coming on monday or what?????? (SFSG)